12 Most Common Lies

Balik bercuti di rumah, tanpa, assignment menanti, tanpa exam yang bakal tiba, arrgGGHHHH...memang heaven! hahaha... Marvelous giler! Masa ni la masa itu ibarat angin laut, datang dan pergi dengan senyap je...tau-tau je dah dua minggu cuti. Apa yang dibuat? Makan, tido, TV, makan, tido, TV, makan, ulang la rutin ni dari celik mata sampai tarik selimut balik malam karang. Kalau bosan ngan ASTRO yang duk ulang cerita hantu, cerita cinta, cerita family orang kaya berantakan, cerita orang dengki, cerita gosip, bla bla bla...mulalah mencari benda yang boleh dibuat baca. Habis buku-buku and majalah-majalah lama diselak balik. Seronok baca benda-benda yang kita terlupa, atau sengaja lupakan, LOL. And look what I've found....---->>>>

12 Most Common Lies At Work:

1) He's in a meeting

                 2) I'm not here to sack people

3) I only need five minutes of your time
                4) I'm not trying to sell you anything
5) Our people are our greatest assets
                6) I didn't get your email
7) I can't talk right now, I'm on my way out the door
                8) The cheque's in the post
9) The customer comes first
              10) I am from the government and I am here to help you
11) You may already have won a million dollars
               12) Leave your CV and we'll call you when something comes up

12 Most Common Lies Outside Work

1) Fun for the whole family

                                                                      2) I love the sweater you knitted me!

3) I'll call you

                                                                      4) Don't worry mom, I'll be good

5) No, you don't look fat in that

                                                                      6) The dog ate my homework

7) You haven't changed a bit, really!

                                                                              8) I only had one beer

9) You made it yourself? It tastes great!

                                                                             10) Actually, we're just good friends

11) No, really, it's fine, I prefer it cold

12) I'm not biased. Some of my best friends are [fill in minority group here]

~Nury Vittachi , Reader's Digest  March '10